Tuesday, May 27, 2008

New Grand Theft NBA Allows Gamers to Experience Life-Like NBA Scenarios



Gamers are going buckwild after the announcement today that EA sports and Rockstarz Games, the creator of the popular Grand Theft games, are getting together to create a life-like reality based game about the lives of NBA players. Rumor has it that the game will most likely be branded, "Grand Theft NBA", but some secret sources are saying they're playing around with other names such as: "NBA Thugathon" or "The Indiana Pacers". The video game creators are promoting such real life features as brawling with the crowds, shooting guns at night clubs, and standing in front of a court judge. There is even a special feature that can be unlocked where you can join in a real life gangbang or record your own rap song where it will help you write the lyrics by supplying buzzwords such as kill, bitch, niggaz, and mothafuckas. "This type of game hybridization is truly leading the forefront in the video game industry," says Alan Greenboro, CEO of Rockstarz Games, "we expect many video game companies will follow suit in order to keep up with the trend." An anonymous informant claims PS will soon come out with "Mike Tyson's Donkey Punch Out" by Christmas time in order to contain some part of the market share.

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